catsoupii:

vamp akutagawa and hunter atsushi

lunloo:

Dazai: ‘Have kids’ they said. ‘It’ll be fun’ they said

Akutagawa, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PIT IT OUT!

Atsushi: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Akutagawa: It’s called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER

-glass shatters. Atsushi screams-

Dazai: Don’t have kids. Don’t